Unbelievable but True.

We had a great get together Saturday night when me and my regular taxi buddies started telling and exchanging tales of our funniest and weirdest encounters with our passengers past and present. The most hilarious was this incident told by my friend Thomas, a veteran cabby of more than 25 years, about this young and pretty, but truly drunk lady that he picked up around 2.00am near Orchard Plaza quite some time ago. This drunk lady's friend hailed his cab, and asked Thomas to send her drunk friend safely home which is somewhere in Hougang estate. She handed $50.00 together with a slip of paper indicating the exact address where her friend lived and thanked him in advance for his kind services. As soon as he started driving on his way, this drunk lady began to climb from the back seat to the front passenger seat in such an awkward manner that she fell head on, landed on the floor mat in front of the passenger seat and with her tank top blouse pulled up to her waist exposing her naked breasts as she wore no bra at all. The rest of us suddenly burst into loud and wild laughter as he continued his story. He said he quickly stopped his taxi by the side of the road and helped her get seated and pulled her tank top back in place for her, making us exclaim with 'woos and ahhs' before he proceeded on his way. This drunk lady was truly unaware of her condition but did not cause anymore problems for Thomas in her half awake dishevelled disposition the rest of the journey. Upon arrival near the foot of her apartment, he told her that the metered fare was more than $20,00 dollars, and she was able to tell him to keep the change. He alighted, went to assist her out of his taxi and also helped walk her to the apartment's lift and had to accompany her to her door knowing that she will not be able to walk without any assistance. Now, this is where the most unlikely and unbelievable thing which really happened which got all of us in stitches, wide eyed and astounded. This pretty young lady did the most unthinkable as she pulled down her panties, squatted and started to pee in front of him which truly shocked and stunned him. The lift reached her floor and he shakily helped her to her apartment, took her door keys, opened the door for her and once she was inside with her door closed, he quickly made his way back to his taxi, still in shock, half amused and a bit messed up himself but otherwise happy with extra earnings he made for his unlikely efforts.

We all shared in our discussions after listening to this incident and wholeheartedly agreed that when women drink until they are 'dead' drunk, their dignity will be totally lost, especially so when in their drunken state they will unknowingly do the most unladylike, shameful and disgusting acts sometimes but mostly in front of friends and strangers alike, making them an unforgettable shameless 'spectacle' forever.